I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
