Don't you send me to vm
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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