why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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