hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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