what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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