I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
