yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
where am i from again
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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