I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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