No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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