there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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