oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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