I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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