I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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