I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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