I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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