Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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