Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He? As in you personified your dick?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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