she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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