Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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