I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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