Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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