i would punch a child for taco bell
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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