Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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