Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My nipple is on Facebook.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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