Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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