In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
There's even glitter on my cock...
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