yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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