everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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