Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
