I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
