pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Drake has all the answers
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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