Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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