lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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