So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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