At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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