my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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