god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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