So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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