i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
