Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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