next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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