I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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