So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
