i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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