i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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