I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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