Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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