I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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