He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
His nipple licking is glorious
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