im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online