Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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