She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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