Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it glows. i had to have it.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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