let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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