we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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