What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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