You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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